I always thought those commercials, tv shows or movies that showed little boys peeing into an unsuspecting face to be stupid. Kind of a Little Rascals meets the Three Stooges humor. Not my style.
Pee-in-the-face humor reminded me of Three's Company - Mr. Roper always managed to overhear just the right part of a conversation to allow the perfect storm of misunderstanding.
No more.
That shit is real.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, peace, health, happiness and babies to everyone.
Love always,
Roccie
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ReplyDeletehahaha! I had the poop-spray-on-my-hand event. Don't see that on tv!
ReplyDeleteThe very first diaper we changed at home when we were freshly discharged from the hospital resulted in a pee-in-the-face moment. Sadly, or hilariously, the boy peed in his OWN face. It was a repeat performance on a couple of other occasions, always in his own face. I guess I should be grateful? At least I've never been directly shat upon. Not yet. Merry Xmas to the Roccie-Rocco-Toddlerina-Jay-whatever-assorted-pets clan.
ReplyDeleteI can claim a pee/poo/vomit hat trick! In the early days, sometimes all three in one day! The combination of a sicky, male baby whose mother is sleep deprived and on antibiotics that are playing havoc with his digestive system is not a good one :-/.
ReplyDeleteYeah. We've had pee on the wall quite a few times around here...
ReplyDeleteHappy, merry, peeing to you. And little Jay.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Holiday Season, Roccie. Thinking of you and the whole Road family.
: )
ReplyDeleteSo happy you're so happy.
Mo
Totally know what you mean! And really the inventors of the pee-pee tee-pee need a new invention. A fabric cone placed over the wee bits of a baby boy DOES NOT stop flying pee...not even close. Back to the drawing board...Happy Holidays Roccie dear friend. 2011 has been a real trip and so glad I could share it with you.
ReplyDeleteGod, it's true. O has thus far christened me, his daddy, his grandmother, the dog. And - in a one time feat - himself:)
ReplyDeleteI guess I've been lucky then! I've only been peed on twice in almost 6 months, and it was on the hand both times. I just assumed that his foreskin pointed the flow downward.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Christmas and that the new year brings you all things that are good!