Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Mad ravings caused by a giant uterus

Rar.

I am impossible to please.  

In early pregnancy when I started showing, I was pretty self conscious about my belly button.  It was like a giant cave.  I could hide a Twinkie in there. It would have been a perfect fit.  

Now my button is starting to pop.

It feels perverse.  

It makes me really, really self conscious.  Belly erections.  

I feel like a perv.

18 comments:

  1. I can blindly say that you are adorable, outie and all, but you may not buy it since I am not standing in front of you. But I know you are adorable. I just know.
    Also, it's sweater season. Could that assist you?

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  2. I would delight myself by referring to my third nipple. Own it, sister.

    That said, yeah, outtie takes some adjustment. I can up the sweater suggestion with perhaps a finger puppet. :)

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  3. You know, they have these pasties for women who always have "hard" nipples. They are called "dimmers". Maybe your belly button needs a dimmer to keep things in check:). I won't even tell you about a device called " camel-flage" ha ha ha!

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  4. The outie is one thing, the linea negra is another. I guess not everyone gets this, but it was that crazy line that looks like someone drew a line with a dull piece of charcoal to show the OB where to place his hands that threw me.

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  5. Puhahahahahaha. I, too, have the deepest belly button in the history of the world. It only started to pop a few weeks before my due date and barely even then. But I hear ya. It really weirder me out when it started to pop. Hahahaha.

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  6. Perfect timing - it's sweater season!

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  7. You crack me up!

    I lost my belly button about a week ago as well. LG thinks it is the coolest thing ever, though she really believes it will just *disappear* leaving no trace behind, which is funny because right now it looks a lot like her belly button...

    Enjoy the bodily weirdness. All part of the process :)

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  8. hahaha! You are so funny. Embrace the outie, your not a perv.

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  9. HA! I've heard this from other women. Good thing you don't have much longer to go. OH MY GAWD, you don't have long to go!!!!

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  10. Just don't get caught playing with that thing in public...THEN you'll be a perv! :-))

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  11. belly erection! love it!

    Mine started to pop and I put a bandaid over it.

    That didn't help the erection at all, FYI.

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  12. i fondled my belly erection with reckless abandon. in public and all (well, only on the outside of my shirt in public - i'm not an animal). perv it up sister. that belly-rection is proof that you be growin some baby in there!

    i need a picture. please. xoxo

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  13. BAHHHHHHH!! I always wondered though...does clothing irritate a belly erection? That was something on my mind when I was pg wondering if my bb would pop. Anyway...again...you are the master of comedy!

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  14. Lol. You are too funny. I bet your belly button looks beautiful on you!

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  15. Ha! One of my coworkers belly button just popped out too and she's so annoyed with it! Too funny :-)

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  16. They're insane, aren't they? So pert and...suggestive:) But I think you should flaunt it. It's like a door knocker...and behind the knocker? A baby:)

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