Just when you think another Fertile in your face will make you fall to the floor in convulsions, screaming "Away with you, BREEDER"...
You won't believe what my own personal pack of Fertiles did for me yesterday.
Those Fertiles threw me a baby shower.
Everyone knows you only get a baby shower for the first take home baby. After this initial birth, it is assumed you are now a Breeder too. Subsequent pregnancies will line up like little obedient soldiers. "Second babies" are a promise to the likes of you - there is no need to celebrate.
Not sure how I didn't cry right there in the conference room at work. I think I was too stunned.
All these years, they got it. They knew how hard I was working to get back to this place... pregnant. Another baby.
I am forever grateful for these Fertile friends.