Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Here is looking at you

I always thought those commercials, tv shows or movies that showed little boys peeing into an unsuspecting face to be stupid.  Kind of a Little Rascals meets the Three Stooges humor.  Not my style.

Pee-in-the-face humor reminded me of Three's Company - Mr. Roper always managed to overhear just the right part of a conversation to allow the perfect storm of misunderstanding.

No more.  

That shit is real.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, peace, health, happiness and babies to everyone.

Love always, 
Roccie

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  2. hahaha! I had the poop-spray-on-my-hand event. Don't see that on tv!

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  3. The very first diaper we changed at home when we were freshly discharged from the hospital resulted in a pee-in-the-face moment. Sadly, or hilariously, the boy peed in his OWN face. It was a repeat performance on a couple of other occasions, always in his own face. I guess I should be grateful? At least I've never been directly shat upon. Not yet. Merry Xmas to the Roccie-Rocco-Toddlerina-Jay-whatever-assorted-pets clan.

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  4. I can claim a pee/poo/vomit hat trick! In the early days, sometimes all three in one day! The combination of a sicky, male baby whose mother is sleep deprived and on antibiotics that are playing havoc with his digestive system is not a good one :-/.

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  5. Yeah. We've had pee on the wall quite a few times around here...

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  6. Happy, merry, peeing to you. And little Jay.
    Have a wonderful Holiday Season, Roccie. Thinking of you and the whole Road family.

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  7. Totally know what you mean! And really the inventors of the pee-pee tee-pee need a new invention. A fabric cone placed over the wee bits of a baby boy DOES NOT stop flying pee...not even close. Back to the drawing board...Happy Holidays Roccie dear friend. 2011 has been a real trip and so glad I could share it with you.

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  8. God, it's true. O has thus far christened me, his daddy, his grandmother, the dog. And - in a one time feat - himself:)

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  9. I guess I've been lucky then! I've only been peed on twice in almost 6 months, and it was on the hand both times. I just assumed that his foreskin pointed the flow downward.

    Hope you had a great Christmas and that the new year brings you all things that are good!

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