The one that Gets Shit Done. On time. (Forget "under budget" cause I am on maternity leave and frankly don't have the drive to deliver all that.)
The issue of insurance coverage has been resolved. Floated up to senior management in our HR department and approved.
Baby Jay has been enrolled with full medical coverage, backdated to his birth date.
Let's be honest. I was messing with FIRE. We couldn't even roll over to Rocco's coverage if my firm refused me.
You all probably forgot, but I work with a more than a few bags of the finest douche. I barely presented myself as professional to that bag when I had my final maternity leave planning meeting.
I was so smug. Why should I be nice to her? Why play games? We all know we think very little of the other, so why be fake? I will tell you why, just in case something like this ever came up! Lesson learned.
Anyhow. Out with the old and in with the new. I am loving and forgiving and tolerant and now a BLISTERINGLY organized woman.