Thanks for the champ advice, Nurse Ratched. Anyone can TAKE the reservation, it is KEEPING the reservation that is the hard part.
We will have a follow up appointment in 6 weeks as I just might have placenta previa. The doctor believes it will correct itself. He told me the only risk was a requirement to have a c section, but Dr. Google is freaking me the fuck out with preterm labor.
I hope you think this picture is funny.
I hope I am not turning into that asshat we all hate on FB by posting this.