Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pregnant wanker Fertiles

My sisters, I was blatantly rude to the douche bag who just came in my office to announce he was 10 weeks pregnant.

     "Sure happened a lot quicker than we thought."

     "This heat is killing her."

     "We will definitely find out what we are having." 

I sit here with a baby in my belly at 21 weeks and his words still sear me like a hot sword to the gut. Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

Sending you all my best as you encounter your own personal bags of D in your life.  

It sucks and you are not alone.
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15 comments:

  1. ASPJuly 21, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Ugh. The life of an infertile never ends does it? Sometimes you'd think it might get easier but I really don't think it ever does. It's good to know we're not alone, even though it sucks to be in this place. I guess at least the company is good. XXXXX

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  2. bunnyJuly 21, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    Mr. Bunny just mentioned that he still gets angry when someone announces a pregnancy. The heat is killing her, huh? What she must be suffering! It boggles the mind.

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  3. siennaJuly 21, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    the b*tches who sit on the other side of a wall from me at work used to talk all the time about how they were going to time things so that they could get a "may baby" or whatever the hell month they were talking about. each had "timed" it so that their first babies came at a certain time and they were gonna do it again. again, b*tches. that's all i gotta say.

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  4. SJuly 21, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Sorry you had to put up with that.

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  5. Dr. BlondieJuly 21, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    I know. Those comments still bug me, too. I think they always will.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Bags of D...HA HA...I'm going to borrow that one for sure! You crack me up Roccie! Sorry for the D-Bag tho!

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  7. EvelynJuly 21, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Why do we never tell these people to get the fuck out of our offices. It is appropriate sometimes even if it violates the code of conduct.

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  8. sarahJuly 21, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    I sat in the chair getting a pedicure today and the woman on one side of me said, "I'm so tired of being a mother these days..." and not ten minutes later the woman on the other side said, "I'm so glad my days of being pregnant are DONE..." and it took everything I had in me to not hit either of them.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid d-bags.

    I don't think I'll ever lose the jealous bone. I have to block every single pregnant friend on facebook for fear that I'll say something really rude to one of their annoying status updates.

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  9. Lut C.July 22, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Oh yes, I so enjoyed it when the last PG announcement at work was met with "what another? - planned or oops? hahaha". The women said 'no comment'. Says it all.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Ugh. Hugs.

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  11. LisaJuly 24, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    arg. fertile whores.

    i've missed you. i've been on blogging and reading hiatus.

    21 weeks, huh. go roccie go!

    xo

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  12. JennyJuly 24, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    FB 'friend' posting a few days after the birth of her new (fourth!) healthy baby "Someone take this baby away from me so I can get some peace!" Fucking ingrates. Glad to see you're going ok at 21w though - I'm not too far behind you!

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  13. AnonymousJuly 26, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    My friend composed a little tune last week. It begins thusly:

    "Douchebaggery, douchebaggery, it lives in your heart."

    She sings it or hums it when appropriate. It makes her feel better.

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  14. Good Egg HatchedJuly 26, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Wankers indeed. We will always be bitter, and I'm okay with that. I'd rather be bitter infertile with some heart than smug d-bag fertile who so. Doesn't. Get it.

    Love the above little tune -- am committing this to memory when presence of d-bag demands patience.

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  15. AdeleJuly 26, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    I am glad you were rude to that pregnant wanker fertile. He deserved it.

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